Scott Pilgrim vs Brian Griffin

Pre-Analysis
We see Max boarding the door with a hammer and by his side his gun sword as Patrick and Axel looks at him

Me: What are you doing

Max: Today’s Match involves Scott Pilgrim one of Alexander Favorite Characters And If Scott dies Than well he’ll go after us with an intent to kill

Axel: Who knows maybe he’ll won’t

Max: The Character Scott fighting is from Family Guy a show he hates so if a character dies that is his favorite from a character that’s his least favorite Than mercy is off the table just do the interlude thing whatever I get in during the analysis ok

Me: Got It

The two go to whatever they sit and begin the interlude thing

Axel: So What do these two have in common again

Me: I thought this was fun since at first they were somewhat similar with the difference in quality so anyway Brian Griffin, The Griffins Dog

Axel: Scott Pilgrim, The Best Fighter in the province

Me: In this fight we’ll give them everything from Movies, Comics, And Video Games to make it more interesting. Anyways he’s Axel, That Guy Max, And I’m

Me we’re to research these two Weapons, Armor, Skills, Speed, Strength, Durability, Experience, And Intelligence to find out who will survive in the Battlerealm

Brian Griffin
Axel: Quahog, Rhode Island The Place where it seems nothing to happen but it holds the Griffins

Me: Yeah And the one we’re talking about if you didn’t read Above is Brian Griffin

Max: Yeah Brian Griffin was born on a small farm, his mother was taken from him and he grew up homeless, one day he met a man named Peter Griffin who offered him dinner, he has lived with him since then and that brings us to now excluding him dying for a bit but still

Axel: Kinda clipnoting things but right onto stats

Me: Strength he doesn’t have a lot He Fought with Stewie who took on a group of French thugs and knocked out Stewie once and hold a car briefly not to mention scales to Peter who with further research can topple buildings possibly an outlier but still nevertheless

Axel: Speed not many speed feat by himself alone he can keep up with cars and dodge bullets And is a dog who can run fast so

Max: Durability he has a better array of feats here he survived Getting shot, having his legs broken, getting pushed down the stairs, getting beaten with a shower bar, and hit with a golf club, tanked getting hit with a lamp, survived getting slammed onto a fire hydrant from a car, and Can take hits from Peter

Axel: Yet he get killed by a car. Ok than

Me: In Intelligence Brian is kinda smart he tricks Peter but you can trick Peter by saying he’s dead and he’ll fall for it but he able to trick and manipulate Women also

Max: Yep And onto his Weapons he has a Spear which is very versatile for stabbing, throwing, and possibly impact damage!

Axel: He has a shovel which can be Used to bludgeon people and useable as a stabbing weapon with enough force

Me: He has a sniper rifle for potential headshots

Max: A Freeze Ray which can Well Freeze a person and it also doesn’t run out ammo so it also incredibly useful

Axel: He has Ipecac which makes people puke intensely and could be useful

Me: Wasn’t that what you used on Ma-

Axel: Shut UP!

Max: After this I’m gonna ask more about this along with my friend who’s called the gun sword!

Me: Ok anyways Brian also has a Machine Gun, a pistol, Another Sniper Rifle, A Beer Bottle, a Shotgun, And a Tommy Gun

Axel: Not to mention a NightStick likely can break bones and a Molotov cocktail which can set people on fire

Max: Overall Brian has done a lot of things became a Police Officer, Defeat a Rabbit in a Karate Tournament, Has Medium Reality Warping Since he stopped time abruptly during a fall, shift size at his will, burst into musical numbers with beat and clothing, and also able to escape stuff with commercial breaks and cutaways, And not to mention when the Griffins got hit by Radioactive waste they got super power and what power Brian get well it’s super speed so you kinda lied Axel

Axel: I said by himself not with powers so sue me

Max: I would if I have the money. Brian with his powers was able to go to the United Kingdom And China in 2 seconds for each. Slightly impressive for a dog

Me: But he still has weaknesses

Max: Yeah if they din’t they’ll be seen as a Mary Sue But Yes Brian has his weakness he’s super egotistical, Easily Overwhelmed And Manipulated, has no power without his Weapons or super speed, Hasn’t won a fight with no weapons, And is an dick and a simp with him having 23 to 26 ex girlfriends and I thought I had a lot

Axel: But don’t under estimate this dog if you do you’ll get bitten

Me: But can Brian get his day and the win over Scott?

Scott Pilgrim
Max: Toronto, Canada where the best 24 Year Old lives

Axel: Scott Pilgrim. The best fighter in the province

Me: Yeah he had some ex girlfriends such as Kim Pine, Envy Adams, And Knives Chau Before meeting Ramona Flowers But Before he can date her Scott has to defeat her 7 Evil Exes

Max: Ok than in Strength he was able to create shockwaves with his fists, Bust down walls, decapitated a robot with his guitar, and ripped a larger robot with his fists

Axel: In Speed Scott able to hit Mathew Patel 64 Times Before either could hit the ground, Tagged Roxie While she was moving faster than the eye could see, Dodged Meteors from Suoer Gideon, And moved in tandem with Gigadeon Lighting Video Games people

Me: In Durability he survived hits from Lucas Lee, attack’s from robots, meteor# from Gideon, Lighting from Gigadeon, Getting hit into a metal grinder with enough force to bend it And was fine afterwards, Being launches seveal Stories in the Sky And landed 15 seconds later, And taken hits from Todd Ingram

Axel: In terms of Intelligence there isn’t much but he was able to trick Lucas Lee into doing a suicide move and Todd Ingram So there’s that

Max: And for Weapons there’s the power of Love!

Me: Which can slice Roxie Ritcher in half with it and increases his stats with +2 to Guts, Heart by +3, Will by +1, and Smarts by +1 and in the movie, these stats are increased by +3, +2, +4 and +4 respectively

Max: That’s the Power Of Love!

Axel: In speaking of the movie the most powerful weapon in the movie was the Power Of Self Respect which was used in the final battle against Gideon which was destroyed but it increases his stats with Guts by +5, Heart by +6, Smarts by +7, and Balls by +8

Max: Not to mention the sword that brought down Gideon in the comics… the Power Of Understanding! Which resembles the Zangatasu and Buster Sword which just make it even more beautiful. It increases his stats with his Guts by +1, Heart by +3, and Balls by +2 not as good as the previous but still great

Axel: There’s also his Bass Guitar which can send out waves of energy during a bass battle and can be used for blunt force trauma and if played along with the rest of Sex Bob-omb can summon a giant yeti, he also has a extra life which will revive him if he were to fall in battle

Me: He also has an awray of Moves which he learned from video games. Such as the reversal in which he blocks an opponent's attack with his arm and shoots out a punch which can create shockwaves, The Shoryuken in which he performs an uppercut, The Air juggle which he punches the person repeatedly in the air before kicking them to the floor, The Tatsumaki Senpukyaku which he leaps and performs a multi hitting spin kick, Fukiage which he raises his fist in the air which creates an explosion around him, The Hayate which he pulls his fist back and dashed forward hitting the foe with full force, and the X Strike which won’t be used since it requires Ramona to use it but it was used to one shot Gideon Graves

Axel: But in spite of this Scott has a few weaknesses

Max: Yeah he’s caplable Of using his Weapons and leveling down or them breaking, kinda relies a bit of outside help and dumb luck during the fights with the 7 Evil Exes, Is a bit stubborn, And can come down with a bad case of impalement

Me: But above all Scott defeated the Exes and he and Ramona lived happily ever after. Could Scott Shoryuken win? Let’s find out

Fight
Max: The Exes Are Out Of the room and quarters have been popped in I see the verdict

All: Welcome to show of Blood, Gore, And Much More! It’s The Battlerealm!

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We see the house with Family Guy and go inside with the Family except the parents

Brian: So What?

Stewie: Huh?

Meg: What?

Brian: I mean what do we do I expect Peter to arrive here

Stewie: Yeah I heard his friends are looking for him tsk so what do we do

Chris: Go to a strip club!

Brian: Maybe.

Stewie: Hm how about a vacation I need a thing for a invention

Brian: What invention

Stewie: It just a mean to get there so we can be in jokes and maybe even a show for the rest of them as we are in pain especially you

Brian: Why me

Stewie: To put it lightly your a dick

Brian: I mean I am a male

Stewie: Haha very funny I should get the canned laughter and can you!

Meg: Can we just get this over with or do I have to send you there myself

Stewie: I don’t think so

Stewie sucker punches Meg unconscious

Brian: Was That really necessary?

Stewie: Meg caused the millions of debt when she pretended to be a rich old women remember

Brian: Nope

Stewie: It’s the one with the time we went to try to get rich by being Buddy Buddy with an old lady

Brian kicks her

Brian: Ok got it so leave them behind and do another road to Episode

Stewie: Sure What can go wrong

A fire happens in the kitchen and Chris runs out of there while being on fire

Chris: AHHHH!

Brian: Yeah Nothing will go wrong

Stewie: Yeah So want to cut to the adventure

Brian: Eh sure the person on this is lazy

Stewie: Great I’ll use a cutaway to get there remember that time where Peter Fought Ernie the Chicken for the last time

We cut to that with the two

Peter: Fuck You.

Peter throws him and shoots him repeatedly before cutting to him sitting near a fireplace on a recliner with the Chicken head mounted

Peter: Yeah he’s dead you probably won’t see him again at least until next season

We cut back to the two on Canada

Stewie: Here we are Ontario, Canada

Brian: Yeah So brought the money

Stewie:…Crap have the Weapons

Brian: Yeah So Wait we bought weapons but not money

Stewie: Ok let’s find something

We cut to Scott Pilgrim in his apartment with Ramona Flowers

Scott: Ok so anything happened

Ramona: Did you forget I thought it takes a you to fail in order for that to happen recently

Scott: Is it a sliding timescale thing because last I remember I was Twenty Four Than Twenty Two Played by Someone on Arrested Development Than in a video game before returning to here

Ramona: Eh Subspace does have that happen a few times heck I think I was played by Premonition Disaster Control Freak Girl

Scott: Ok and look at the time

Ramona: There’s no clock

Scott: Wait oh right we’re in written form but I need to go to the Happy Avocado

Ramona: Ok see you later when the plot needs me

Scott: Bye

We cut to The Happy Avocado with Scott cleaning the dishes

???: This is where you decide to eat at

???: What it has good avocado toast

Scott look over the counter to see who was it and he sees a Baby and a Dog

???: We barely have any money

???: I’ll only get two. Good thing there were coins on the way here

The two go to counter and get avocado toast and sit down and Brian sees a black haired Chinese girl and Brian whistles

Stewie: So I guess this will be your next Ex

Brian: Hey it could be different You this might be my lucky break

Stewie: Most likely it will just be another brick in the wall

Brian walks over to the girl

Brian: Hey are you into any relationships at the moment

???: No.

Brian: So Wait What is your name

???: Knives Chau. Can you please go away

Brian: Come On is there any way I can go on a date with you

Knives: If you can defeat my Ex Boyfriend Scott

Brian: Scott Who?

Knives: Scott Pilgrim But can you go away

Brian: Stewie do you know any person by that name

Stewie: No but we should find him easily ask the gay cook who’s shift is over

???: It’s Stephen and Scott’s in the back cleaning the dishes

Scott: Thanks for the help Stills!

Brian: Ok ready to fight! Scott Pilgrim

Scott: Can we wait until.. Um until My job is over you don’t want to get fined for the damages

Stewie: Yeah don’t want a repeat of Vegas

Brian: Fine when do you get off

Scott: Seven PM so you will have to wait for a bit

Brian: Fine So Wait Where can we fight at

Stephen: Well I have a gig at a huge hockey arena at Nine with free booze

Brian: Yes That will do

Scott: Ok then goodbye for now…

Brian: Ok! I can’t wait to beat your ass!

The two leave

Knives: Sorry about that Scott

Scott: No it’s good I face enemy’s that can kick him to the curb how hard can it be? Not hard right?

Knives shrugs

We cut to Brian and Stewie outside

Stewie: So Your gonna be in a fight tonight huh

Brian: I don’t What I was thinking

Stewie: You were thinking with your balls. Simp.

Brian: I’m not a Simp! Anyways shouldn’t we do something for the fight

Stewie: Fine time to train you

(Play Training montage from Rocky 4 https://youtu.be/1Lb3MTlIrC4)

We cut to a training montage out of Rocky lV with Brian in a lodge jump roping, lift rocks before letting them go, Crumble a poster of Sex Bob-omb, And climbing a mountain before yelling

Brian: DRAGO!

Stewie: Ok your ready

(Stop Music)

Brian: Yeah I will get a perfect win

Stewie: I think your get beaten up and have to use weapons

Brian: Probably But the hell Scotty could do against me

Stewie: Kick Your Ass?

Brian: Kick My Ass. But likely not seriously he seems like a person who Dan Hibki can easily defeat him

Stewie: Ok let’s get there early I pretty sure you want to have booze

Brian: A little bit.

Stewie: Let’s go

We cut to nighttime at Happy Avocado with Scott leaving during a light snowfall and sees a poster of a hastily cut out photo of Scott and a picture of Brain at a movie in the background of a hockey rink with saying “The most satisfying battle of the ages! Also Free Booze.”

Scott: Kidding Me. And what time is it

Scott look over to a clock in the place which says: 8:44 PM

Scott: Welp time to go

Scott walks off Than we cut to the arena with Scott entering

???: Well there you are

We see a red headed girl say that

Scott: Kim What are you here for

???: We came here to watch the event

Scott: Neil?!

Neil: Yes.

Scott: So anything else

Stephen: Well I told them the news and after a bit we agreed to sing after Cole called in sick

Scott: Ok so uh now what?

Kim: Just Get In there so the rest can watch you get your ass kicked

Scott: I thought we made up or what

Kim: Yes we did however I remember your an ass

Scott: Thank you Kim.

We cut to Brian and Stewie

Brian: It’s now or never wish me luck

Stewie: You're a Dead Dog walking!

Brian ignores that and walks and sees all of his Ex Girlfriends are there

Brian: What are you doing here

Jillian: To watch you get your Ass kip!

Lauren Conrad: Yeah Get In there and brutally decimated

Brian: And good luck with the hills. Oh wait, it was canceled.

Lauren: I have another show with The Hills a new beginning

Brian: Yeah how’s production during the coronav- OH HO wait! At least you appeared in the first season.

Lauren flips him off. Brian goes off a little bit more before getting hit by a used condom from Quagmire before swatting it off

Brian: Quagmire?! I thought you were looking for Peter

Quagmire: Yes But there’s no way I’ll miss this for the world plus with your range of girlfriends I have a buffet of sexy time.

Brian: Good luck with that.

The two fighters walk up

Brian: So ready to die

Scott: No you.

Stewie: Thrilling pre fight conversation

Brian: So when do we fight

Scott: When The Band starts I guess

Brian: Ok that might take awhi-

Kim: WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE HERE TO WATCH A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

Kim starts to clack together the drumsticks and starts to count as Brian and Scott gets in a fighting stance

“One! Two!”

Scott prepares for an counter as he looks around him to see the audience who’s talking and shouting and Knives yelled something but was unheard by the rest

Knives: I LOVE YOU SCOTT!

“Three!”

Brian brings out a flask drinks the rest of it and throws it away

“Four!”

The two look fiercely

FIGHT!

(Cue We Are Sex Bob-Omb/https://youtu.be/tceoGDRxtcI)

The two punch at the same time… before pulling back there fists in pain. Scott quickly goes in for two punches before going in for a throw and doing so throwing Brian on the ground before going in for the next hit but Brian dodges sweeps Scott before kicking him

Brian: Ha! You fight like a dairy farmer

Stewie: If that’s the case then you're the cow.

Brian: Hey!

With the Brian distraction Scott gets up and goes to punch Brian and goes in for a combo with Scott knocking Brian to the wall without anywhere to really go Scott continue the combo before going for an uppercut ending the combo with there being 27 Hits

“AWESOME COMBO!”

Brian hits the floor more injured than he was before

Brian: Welp time for a range game!

Brian brings out a pistol and shoots at Scott But he dodges it and goes in for a few hits but Brian Barely dodges with the fist going through a bit of his hair before going in for a throw and and quickly cocks his gun and gets off a direct hit in his back and the bullet gone through Scott before hitting the ground and Brian goes in for a stomp and does so and goes for it again but Scott rolls out of the way and gets up and Brian goes for another punch but Scott Blocks it with his arm and punches Brian with a punch that created shockwaves knocking Brian to the ground a few feet away and destroying the pistol

Scott: You can still back out

Brian: Yeah No.

Brian quickly gets up and brings out a machine gun and shoots at Scott the first few barrage of bullets hits him but the rest Scott was able to dodge and use Tatsumaki Senpukyaku to do that before hitting Brian and damaging him before knocking the dog to the ground again and Scott goes in for a punch but Brian grabs it and throws him over and than goes in for a jump kick

Brian: Take This you Video Game Nerd!

Scott gets up and raises his fist up and creates a explosion which hits Brian launching him up

“COUNTER!”

Scott jumps and goes in and punches Brian Seven Times Before he hits the ground

“GREAT COMBO!”

Scott: Time for a Griffer(In) lost

Brian: That’s Worse Than Peter Jokes!!

Scott and jump kicks Brian who’s quickly bringing out a gun and shoots it but Scott who sees the gun just presumed to be a bullet and continues to go in for the jump kick

…He made a bad move. The gun Brian used was his Freeze Ray which freezes Scott who’s falls to the ground and would’ve shattered if it didn’t hit Brian Who rolls out of the way and brings his freeze Ray back and takes out Sniper Rifle And aims at Scott’s head and goes in for the kill going through his head and it shatters the ice around him and Scott’s on the ground injured from the shot

Brian: Guess who’s making a comeback!

Quagmire: BOO!

Brian: Shut Up! Now onto the finisher!

Brian attacks Scott not giving him a break continue to attack before going for a uppercut before doing a quick left jab knocking Scott to a wall finishing a 14 Hit combo

“AWESOME COMBO!”

Brian: And time to put a little reversal

Brian brings out a shotgun but before that

Scott: Time for a power up to show the Power of Love.

A sword appears from Scott and he brings it out and quickly blocks it and we see Scott rid of the injuries he had and with the sword Scott’s holding is The Power Of Love And it’s stats appear

Guts + 2

Hearts + 2

Will + 4

Smarts + 3

Scott: Huh Downgrades and Upgrades not originally how it was bu-

Scott gets interrupted by a punch from Brian knocking him backwards from the force

Brian: Are you fucking Kidding me I have to start all over again!

Brian continues to attack with a left jab to Scott’s chest

2 HITS!

A right jab to his jaw knocking Scott back a few inches

3 HITS!

A kick to Scott’s shin causing him to go to the ground and holding the shin in pain

4 HITS

Brian circles his arm and hits Scott on the head to the ground injuring the fighter

5 HITS

Brian is about to drop onto Scott about to hit him with his elbow but Scott in haste pulls off a Shoryuken knocking Brian into the air

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Scott: Well can loss well SURE YOU CAN!

People in the stands that heard it immediately facepalms as Scott pulls his arm back and lunches himself forward and hits the falling Brian with his fist knocking him to a wall

(Cue Summertime/https://youtu.be/WJCGnYMGa-U)

Stewie: Brian your losing

Brian: Thank you If I’m set on fire please let me know!

Stewie: Got It!

Brian facepalms before bringing out a NightStick and waits for Scott to rush at him and Brian dodges it and hits Scott with stick one in the back, one to the throat, and one to the kneecaps before finishing it with strike but it was countered by the Power Of Love And Scott quickly overpowers Brian And knocks away the stick and goes in for a diagonal slash before doing another going back and continues to slash at Brian around enough times to create a square with a X and than kicking Brian backward hitting a trash can

“Great Combo!”

Brian: Yippee KI YAY MOTHERFUCKER!

Brian brings out a Tommy Gun at Scott who’s just continues to walking forwards and uses his sword to blocks the bullets and continues to go forward and as he got in close Brian throws his gun at Scott who’s expect another bullet but the gun knocks the sword forward causing him to be unfocused and Brian takes advantage of this and knocks away the sword jumping at him and punches him one or two times before Scott turns Brian upside down before going for four punches before it repeats until Scott kicks off Brian and unleashes another combo with a punch to the side and than drives his heel into Brian’s stomach knocking him backwards

CHEESY COMBO!

Scott rushes at Brian

Brian: Shit need to find something

And Brian finds that something and that being his discarded Nightstick and grabbed it and as Scott rushed he get a jolt of pain from rushing into the nightstick allowing Brian to go in for a few blows two to the sides, one to the upper jaw, and finishing it off with a roundhouse kick sending Scott backwards with his face hitting the ground

Scott: OW!

William: Scott you do know that your weapon is in the arena

Scott: Oh right.

Scott gets up and looks for where his sword before seeing it behind Brian

Scott: Welp this is not good

Scott rushes at Brian Who prepares for a strike to the side of the face and as Scott got in close Brian goes in for a blow but Scott goes for a slide knocking Brian upwards and Scott lunges for his sword and slashes at the back of Brian’s neck drawing a bit of blood and cut to Brian

Brian: Time for a little increase to the size of this fight

Brian grows to building size

Brian: Time for a STOMP!

Stewie: BOOO!!

Scott: Um Mercy?

Brian: Nope!

Brian quickly brings down his fist crushing Scott who tried to block it with the sword but it just destroyed making it brittle glass and than Brian brings up the fist before kicking him to the band to who’d stopped playing when the song playing was done (Means Stop the music) to see their friend in front of them injured and dizzy

Steven: Scott I think we need to even this out

Scott gets up

Scott: No I can take him on

Kim: Scott he destroyed the Power Of Love And grewed to the size of a building I pretty sure you're literally gonna be stomped

Scott: Valid Point…

Steven motions to Neil who quickly takes off his bass and throws it to Scott and they get prepared to play again

Scott: WE’RE SEX BOB-OMB WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL SAD AND STUFF!

(Cue Theshold/ https://youtu.be/MqHjZ6IG12Q)

The group start to play the blast of indie pop is heard as the group starts to have green static glows around them as Scott picks up the Bass Amp as the static taking shape with rest including Brian in Awe or Shock as the static becomes a massive troll and in that shock the Troll give off a punch to the face knocking Brian back nearly falling on the audience who started to evacuate afterwards

Brian: So that’s how you playing it

Brian goes for a few punches but the Troll blocks it and uppercuts him knocking him through the stadium before punching him to the VIP place smashing the people inside and as Brian tries to get out of there but the Troll punches Brian through the stadium but that wasn’t done as Brian lunges at the Troll destroying that side of the stadium and goes for a few punches that connect and caused damages as he starts to laugh the Troll returns with a few punches before knocking him to the floor and stomps on him as Brian returns to average size and goes off as the Troll beats his chest in triumph and the rest slowly closes the song before Than high fiving each other as Scott is filled with Joy before getting punched out of the stadium by Brian as the rest looked at the hole and decided with the damages and the crowd mostly gone to pack up before we cut to the two continuing

Brian: Take This

Scott: Take That!

The two continue to punch the other racking up in hits and both continue but one missed and the other use it to end the fight

Scott: It’s the end!

Scott quickly attack’s Brian at super speed getting hits with it drawing blood with each blow and injuring Brian even more and destroying a few bones before charging up a punch while Brian’s dizzy and does so knocking him to a building which Then collapsed on itself as Scott raises his arm in victory

KO!

Scott started to walk back as Scott gets hit by the spear in the shoulder blade from Brian

Brian: Not so fast

Stewie: Brian catch!

Stewie throws a beer bottle at Brian which just hits his face and goes to the ground if the snow didn’t stop it’s fall it would’ve been broken

Brian: What the Hell!

Stewie: That’s was a serum that grants you super speed like that one time with chemicals

Brian: Ok then how about Next time don’t throw it in the eyes!!

Brian grabs the bottle as Scott finish rips out the spear and throws it Offscreen as Brian drinks it quickly and Scott sees it

Scott: I thought you’re going to do a combo

Brian: Uh how about a little drink so we can go off our merry ways

Scott: Eh sure not a drinker since my break up with Envy but meh sure

Brian brings out Ipecac and pours it in the empty bottle before throwing the Ipecac before grabs a Beer Bottle unopened and opens it

Brian: Here.

Brian gives Scott the Ipecac bottle and the two clink there bottles and drinks them and Scott vomits Before Brain rushes at high speed continuing to hit Scott multiple times slowly raising Scott further and further as the hits rank up

17 HITS!

Scott Stops vomiting and tries to counter but it was for naught as Brian Speed blitz him

32 HITS!

48 HITS!

62 HITS!

Brian finishes off the combo with a few more punches and than punches him to the ground

74 HITS!

“ULTRA COMBO!”

Brian: Guess who’s too slow!

Scott grabs the ladder near a building he landed at and pulls himself up

Scott: Seriously this just a dick move

Brian: Really ready to go again!

Scott: Yeah After That you’ll see the ground

ROUND TWO!

FIGHT!

(Cue Scott Pilgrim Anthem/https://youtu.be/eN1ZYVLczWw)

Scott rushes at Brian Who just blitz him and drags him across the floor and do a few combos and send him into a bus which drives off and Brian enters the bus with his speed just to get sucker punched to the face knocking him back to a seat

Scott: Take that you Dog? I almost gonna ask about that but it will give me more questions than answers

Scott get punched to the front of the bus as Brian rushes to him but Scott Blocks it with his arm and throws Brian over destroying the windshield which with the speed it was going sends the two back along with the bus driver whose seat was ripped off

Scott: So Wait the bus driver’s gone who’s driving the… b..u..s.

The two looked at what ahead that being a cliff and the two screamed as the bus drives off before slowly stopping when the middle of the bus is on the edge

Scott: Phew

Brian: Yeah So Where were we oh right!

Brian quickly punches Scott to the other edge as Brian drops down to attack and Scott rolls out of the way as the bus tips over

Scott: Really you forgot about the bus was balancing

Brian: Shut Up!

The bus falls off the cliff and begins it Descent with the two going back to the back of the bus with the increased speed from falling as the two yelled like pansies the bus hits the ground and explodes for some reason launching the two into a area of ice as the two get up after a few attempts and continue to go at Brian going fast while Scott decided to use Reversal multiple times and a few other punches with Brian literally slip ups. Each one of the two getting off a few blows it came to a halt when Brian punches Scott to the ground and the ice started to crack

Brian: Welp see you in the Year 3000 maybe you’d be dethawed and meet an asshole robot and aliens

Brian rushes of only to slip while Scott used Brian as a foothold to get up and runs off as Brian gets up two and goes away trying not to slip as the ice started to crumble

Brian: How can one crack in the ice caused the rest to follow because if that’s the case than the rest wouldn’t broken from either one of our weight

Scott: Uh is that supposed to be an insult?

Brian: No I’m an adult dog and you're an adult while I’m less weighted than you just because of the difference in species or whatever. But still why didn’t the ice cracked sooner in the battle

Scott: So the writer can pad things out

Brian: Makes sense.

Brian goes for a punch but Scott dodges and Scott goes for a punch and Brian dodges repeat this for twenty more times before Brian got off a successful hit knocking Scott on his but as the ice catched up and almost engulfed him but he got up and runs after Brian with nearly falling into the ice cold water with the ice crumbling faster and faster but Scott was able reach land as the final pieces of ice crumbled away as Scott pumps his arm up in victory before getting punched by Brian and Brian decides to bring out another weapon only to get out an remote control

Brian: Ok Let See Huh why do I have that device Stewie made for Road to the Multiverse Wait haha.

Brian throws the remote to Scott hurting him slightly Scott: What is this Maybe it’s a universal remote or something I mean I lost my remote last week so I’ll use it when this after the fight’s over

Scott places the remote away

Brian: Welp that failed in hindsight I should've kept that in my pocket as a escape method

The two got back at it with both getting blows mostly Scott after being able to predict Brian’s attack’s after a bit and able to land a Shoryuken launching Brian into the air as he landed on the ground before getting up dizzy before Scott can going for another combo

???: WHO’S THERE YOU WON’T CATCH US ALIVE!!

A person comes out with a group of others with a crap ton of weapons shooting at them as Brian snaps back to being normal seeing the barrage of bullets he rushes for the remote quickly stealing it and presses buttons in quickly

Scott: Give me back that remote

Scott lunges for Brian as the machine works it magic and transports them

(Stop Music)

???: Sir did they just disappear

???: Let’s go back in and pretend this was apart of our high

???: Got It

The group goes back inside as we cut back to the two entering a wasteland

Brian: Wonder What this one is

Scott: So this can travel dimensions huh

Brian: Yep

(Cue Chicken Fight Instrumental/https://youtu.be/AvGiRGVZA5U)

Brian punches Scott away and about to use the remote to escape when Scott lunges after him and stops him mid way with the two going in a short scuffle with both punching one another before Scott pulls off an Tatsumaki Senpukyaku knocking Brian Brian into a thing of mush

Brian: The heck?

Scott jump kicks Brian knocking him backward and both fall off the cliff

Scott: Twice in a row!

Brian takes out the remote and the two fight until they get teleported somewhere else with it and lands in a damage throne room with both seeing a laser at them and both dodges it and see who caused it as Makuta sees with slight confusion

Makuta: So the Four did a switcharoo with you two

Scott: What?!

Brian: Ditto. What?!

Makuta: No matter you will be among the rest

Makuta shoots out lasers and two dodges each of them and the two goes behind some cover being a fallen pillar

Brian: So let’s get out of her-

The pillar gets destroyed and the two goes back and Scott tries to hit Makuta but it fails and only gets knocked into a pile of rocks as Brian brings out his Freeze Ray and got a hit but it really did nothing as Makuta kicks Brian to the pile of rocks where Scott was at and the two quickly disappear before they get obliterated by lasers

The two enters a hall with a Skeleton and a deformed kid were fighting with the skeleton

Scott: Huh a Video Game

Brian: What Video Game has these two

Scott: One Of them is named Sans while the other is Issac

Issac looks at them with his name being called before getting obliterated by a Gaster Blaster from Sans

Sans: So another visitor one of you will die but it just business

A Gaster Blaster hits Brian and Scott dashes for the remote and activates it and Brian quickly gets in the area of the teleported

Scott and Brian falls on a pale person which woke them up and the two goes a few steps back and the person goes up to reveal they cut up there eyelids

???: Haven’t slept in awhile felt a tad refreshing but now back to normal and I have my two new victims that will get killed by Jeff the Killer

Jeff rushes at them but Scott quickly beats him up before punching him out of the building causing Jeff to fall to his presumed death

Brian: A tad Anti climatic But I can’t complain do you smell dynamite

Scott: No…?

The building blows up sending the two into the air with the remote in the air and Brian took the chance and took it back and activates it teleporting them to somewhere else

The two enters another place both dodges a bullet coming at them but it ricochets off the wall behind them and hits the two

Beck: Sorry about that

Beck doing that let Mega Man get off a solid charged shot to Beck’s head launching the bot into pieces

Mega Man: Sorry about I’ll get Dr. Light to fix you up

The two teleports to another place

The two teleports to a huge place in front of The Trapper who sees them and goes after them and the two attack The Trapper And able to knock him down and Brian brings out a shotgun and shoots at The Trapper in the head killing him before throwing his empty shotgun away at Scott before the two go back it with Scott landing a Superman like punch knocking Brian to a meat hook nearly skewering him but Brian gets off and runs off pressing buttons in But Scott rushes after Brian who had the lead until he hit a wall and Scott presses buttons in and teleports away

The two appear in front of a body full of holes as a robot named Mecha Sonic says this

Mecha Sonic: Foolish child

Than Mecha Sonic sees the two

Mecha Sonic: Your Next!

Brian and Scott presses the remote repeatedly before teleporting disappearing as Mecha Sonic attack’s where they once were

The two fall in front of Tahu finishing off the Red Ranger with a stab to the chest before Tahu sees them

Scott: Ok than

Brian rushes off with the remote as Scott was distracted than Scott jumps on him and disappeared

The duo arrives in front of the fighting Charmander and Agumon fights and Charmander hits Brian and singed him with his tail causing Brian to jump in a cartoony way rushes away to hit a tree as Charmander lands off a dragon rage on Agumon damaging the digimon But Agumon pushes through and quickly slashes at Charmander repeatedly And Charmander Let Out a weak roar before passing out as Scott picks up the remote but Brian jumps at him knocking him backward hitting Agumon with the Battle Hawk about to lop off Charmander head But was interrupted by the two after the two get up with Scott having the remote still he got a pepper breath to the back knocking Scott down and Brian grabs the remote But Agumon slashes at Brian But Brian fights back and the both fight with Brian getting off solid hits on Agumon But That effort was fruitless as Agumon gets off a chop to Brian’s stomach with the Battle Hawk sending the remote to the ground and Agumon was about to chop it in two But Scott gets off a kick knocking the Digimon back stunning him and Scott pulls back his fist and and hits Agumon sending him to the tree and knocking him out cold as Scott looks for the remote and sees Brian with it pressing buttons and Scott was able to knock the remote out of his hands and Scott presses the last buttons and teleports as Brian was about to punch Scott

When the two arrive in the money pit Scott was launched at Vega Who just gotten a slash to his face knocking Vega to the ground

Brian: Take That!

Vega gets And places his fingers to his check ignoring getting knocked down to feel wet, fresh blood from his cheek

Vega: YOU’LL PAY FOR MAKING ME UGLY

Vega rushes at Voldo going in for the kill but Voldo stabs Vega And slices him up until it just look like a pile of cubes and Voldo grabs the Diamond and looks at the two holding one of his arms up with his weapon mana pointing at the two

Scott: No we just got lost

Before Voldo could do anything he was frozen by Brian Who quickly takes the diamond and activates the remote and Scott follows

The two appear in a field with a beast dead and behind was Link and Geralt fighting

Brian: Ha!

While Brian was fixated on the Diamond Scott got off a few hits and knocks him to the wall injuring him even further and Scott picks up the remote for the billionth time and about to pick up the diamond but decides not to and presses buttons in as Brian leaps for the diamond and got teleported along with Scott

The two arrives in front of Zalgo and Cthulhu battle with there minions attacking with the two looking at each other with widen eyes and quickly used the remote to teleport somewhere else

The two sees Atroias being broken down by The Hollow Knight the two teleports again

The two appear on a hill after SCP- 096 killed Mutant Laa Laa And after the two see the SCP it rushes after them with the intent to kill the two presses the remote repeatedly not wanting to die and they succeeded they teleported away

The two appear in front of Nightmare after killing Freddy and they look at him and Nightmare does so and before they have a chance to get out they get slashed by Nightmare sending both back with the diamond

Scott: Ok guess I need the power of Self Respect!

A sword pops out of Scott’s chest being the Power Of Self-Respect And his previous injuries were healed and it’s stats appear

Guts + 5 

Heart + 6

Smarts + 7

Balls + 8

Nightmare goes for a slash but Scott Blocks it And The two get in a clash neither letting up and Nightmare overpowers Scott knocking Scott back with a slash  the two falling and he quickly presses buttons that teleports But Before Than he got a fireball to the chest from Nightmare

Scott and Brian appears in a battle between Astaroth and Reinhardt with Scott on the ground from the fireball attack as Astaroth about to hit the two but Reinhardt took the blow but the blow bypassed his armor and when Brian see that he presses buttons to escape and the two escape

The two appear in a temple with no one there although there were signs to suggest there was a battle with the stones in the temple damaged with it looking it was recent as that happens Scott got back up and slashes at Brian Who Than looks for a weapon quick to keep up with the sword remembering the last sword Than he sees the battle hawk that was lodged in him by Agumon and with slight hesitation uses all his might to rip out causing cup of blood amount to fall on the rocks as Brian got back and the rushes with Scott focusing on single quick slashes while Brian focused On heavy attacks with both getting damage in the other with the scuffle Brian with his Axe got off a solid hit to Scott’s stomach sending him to the other side of the temple with that side of stones were pushed out with the force

Brian: Take That douchebag! Why am I now in a mood for Tea eh oh well

Brian grabs the remote and diamond and presses buttons while Scott got up and goes in for a jump slash as Brian sees this he jumps back stopping the teleportation and Brian falls hits the wall and get slashed by The Power Of Love knocking Brian Past the Wall after that arrows from a trap are shot at him and Scott lunges at him and than Brian grabs Scott and uses him as a meat shield to take the arrows and after that he throws him down and Brian grabs the Battle Hawk and brings it down but Scott pushes himself backwards and quickly slashes at the hilt of the axe cutting it off as it fall with less force before as it hits the ground as Scott kicks Brian in the shin stunning him and Scott gets up and goes in for the finishing blow Brian brings out a Shovel while it was destroyed Scott loses his footing for a second but that second was enough as Brian punches Scott in the crotch sending him to the floor and Brian goes forwards with super speed and takes away the Power Of Self Respect for his own and goes backwards towards the middle for the remote and Diamond as Scott gets up recovered after getting punched in the crotch

Scott: That’s it you Cocky Cock! Time to pay for you actions against humanity

Scott rushes at Brian And was able to land a blow stunning Brian and causing him to lose grip of the Power Of Self Respect And Scott continues to strike Brian Faster And Faster before kicking him backwards hitting the stone wall where Scott was

Scott: And now the finisher!

Scott rushes at Brian who looks for his Freeze Ray just to see it away from him he guessed it went out of whatever he had it in and looks around to see next to him is the Power Of Self Respect And as Scott Go Close Brian grabs the sword and hastily slice at Scott before it’s too late

The sword drops with blood on it as Scott’s head falls to the ground with his body falling in Suit before they explode into coins

(Stop Music If it hasn’t ended)

Brian: Phew goodbye enjoy this temple you pile of coins

Brian gets a call from his phone which somehow wasn’t broken from the fight and answer it

Stewie (Voice): Brian where are you?!

Brian: You know the device that allowed us to travel the Multiverse

Stewie (Voice): You Had it And your in another dimension

Brian: Yeah what coordinates where I’m supposed to go

Stewie (Voice): Number Number Number

Brian: Really

Stewie (Voice): The writer doesn’t know what coordinates are

Brian: Yeah But I do?

Stewie (Voice): Even In another dimension I can tell your lying just get here

Brian: Ok can than bye

Brian ends the call grabs the sword, the diamond, And the coins, and the device and puts the coordinates in that luckily sends him back to the streets of Ontario, Canada with Stewie

Stewie: There you are!

Brian: Hi had some trouble but defeated Sot Pill grim or whatever

Stewie: Fine let’s go

KO!

Results
Loser Screen: We See Scott in an area similar to a desert as a girl on roller skates approach him

Winner Screen: Brian and Stewie walks away

Max: Huh

The doors get bashed down with the culprit being Alexander with a sword and D1G1T In sentry Mode

Alexander: Get ready to die assmunches

Me: We can talk about this right!?

Alexander: If it was just Scott losing maybe but to the worst character from Family Guy no chance in hell

Axel: He’s madder Than the time Max said he agreed with Death Battle having Green Lantern beating Ben

Max: Uh guys?

Alexander: Any last Words!

Max: Guys...

Me: I don’t want to die

Max: Guys.

Axel: My Series was on hiatus so whatever

Max: Guys!

Alexander: So Di-!

Max: GUYS!

All: WHAT?!

Max: Check the monitor!

The 5 does so and see Scott Alive and Ramona in Toronto with Stewie and Brian reacting to it and we cut to how that came

We see Scott in the area similar to the desert as the roller skating girl turns out to be Ramona as she goes next to Scott

Ramona: Gotten killed by a dog that’s sad

Scott: What?! It’s not completely my fault he had super speed in the second half and I have no one ups

Ramona: What about the one up from the video game

Scott: But That will have me be revived where my coins are at which probably still at the temple

Ramona: Considering him he would take them

Scott: Huh Good Point he seems to fit as no. Eight of your evil exes

Ramona: Wait did I have eight I forget?

Scott: Ugh it’s never mind here goes

Scott sees his famous face gulps and grabs it going reviving and appear where his coins are at in Brian’s pocket and he does and goes out of his pocket with the two looking at him in shock as Scott gets up and Ramona leaves from his chest

We see Brian and Stewie with Brian in shock

Brian: What you're supposed to be dead!

Stewie: Seriously Brian you couldn’t kill a person probably who flunked college

Brian: No I Know I killed him how are you alive!

Scott: Easy I used an one up

Brian: Really

Stewie: Brian Take the dumbass While I fight the board

Stewie rush to fight Ramona who brings out a hammer and knocks Stewie to a building

Ramona: Good luck

Scott: Got It

Ramona goes off as we cut to the two looking fiercely at one another

Brian: Hopefully after this you’ll be put down for good!

Scott: Really because this is different

Brian takes out the Power Of Self Respect as Scott gets in a fighting stance

FINAL ROUND!

FIGHT!

(Cue Give me the Night/ https://youtu.be/QtFdD5Mu3ik)

Brian rushes to go for a decapitation ot end then and there but Scott jumps over it and get a left hook knocking Brian backwards he got puts away the sword and rushes at Scott and punches him but Scott Blocks it with his arm and throws Brian backwards he get up and goes faster and before Scott could react Brian punches him to the ground and starts to punch him repeatedly

7 HITS!

Scott tried to counter but was too slow also felt like this happened before

16 Hits!

Brian stopped and charged up an Punch and unleashed it but Scott gets out of the way and uses Fukiage which created a explosion that Launched Brian upwards

“C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!”

Scott jumps and air juggles Brian continuing punching him around 19 times before kicking him to the pavement destroying it and before kicking Brian knocking the wind out of him

“AWESOME COMBO!”

Scott throws Brian over his shoulder hitting a parked car before Brian gets up

Brian: Was The Last part needed

Scott: You killed me there’s no comparison

Brian: Like you didn’t kill people before

The two clash again with these events happening Scott landing a punch, Brian trying to sweep Scott only for him to jump over it, And Scott throwing Brian over his shoulder again. The clash ended when Scott uppercuts him sending Brian to a music store

Scott: Take That! Let’s see you get up from that.

Brian got up from that attack now with a guitar in hand

Store Owner: You better pay for that!

Brian shoots out an laser from the guitar at the owner knocking him back

Brian: Let’s Rock

Scott: Oh no

Scott looks for something and brings out his bass

Scott: I’m surprised this wasn’t broken and how I got but a question a time. Ok so if you want to rock then let’s rock!

(Pause Music And Play The Duel/ https://youtu.be/HLUKhtyheV4)

The two began to play with energy from both of the guitars as they continue to play they (probably in the minds) Brian turns into Dog Horse hybrid while Scott is on a eagle with both continuing to battle going in circles before being on the ground dressed in stuff you see in London during the eighteen or nineteen hundreds and the music becomes a little more calmer before going back to being extreme with both in there normal garb floating into the air as clouds form of a eagle and a horse with the energy from both instruments getting higher and higher before going back to normal when Scott plays a few notes wrong and get blasted by Brian sending Scott to the store behind him bringing it down with Brian still playing to do a victory lap as Scott gets out off the ruble and hits Brian on the head with the bass knocking him out off his victory lap

Brian: Hey!

(Resume Give me the Night from earlier)

The two return to fisticuffs as Scott gets three staggering blows to Brian While Brian gives off a ton of quick but little damage punches with both not budging until Brian sweeps Scott causing him to Before Brain grabs him by the head and runs while Scott skies across the street covering it in a bit of blood before being thrown into the building where the Chaos Theater is And Brian enters with Scott getting up

Brian: Still kicking I can fix that

Scott: So can I

Brian: So Wait Your gonna do… suicide?

Scott: WHAT?! No! I was referring to you!

Brian: Because it seemed to be that way with you’d phased it

Scott: Yeah no I was referring to y-

Scott gets punched to the theaters bar by Brian who Than enters the hole after Scott

Scott: Ow~

Brian lands on Scott knocking the wind out of him

Brian: Thanks for Breaking my fall here have a hand

Brian grabs Scott and rush across the counter of the bar with Brian having Scott hit and destroy the glasses on the counter before getting his face planted on the jukebox playing a different song

“I’m a gummy bea-“

Brian does it again changing the song…

“”Get ready to di-“

…And again

“Aaoooooo Werewolves of London”

Brian let’s go Of Scott to howl along with the song as this happens Scott seized his chance and bashed Brian into the jukebox changing it before throwing him away deciding to listen to a bit of a song from the jukebox

“Closing Time. One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey and beer”

Scott decided to continue to fight Brian and goes looking for him in the crowd so far not seeing him

Scott: Where are you Brian Griffin

Brian: Here!

Scott looks where the voice came from only to get punched in the face by Brian sending him to the stage before getting tossed to a coach and destroying it and rushes at Scott whom in question jumps over him and Shoryuken to the next floor with both hitting the ground of the floor and than Scott uses his Hayate knocking Brian out of the building knocking him to a bus knocking it over

Scott: Haha you got boned!

Brian: Really.

Brian rushes at Scott and he maneuvers around the attack and goes for a Tatsumaki Senpukyaku hitting Brian and launching him to further down the street destroying said part of the street where he landed at after that Brian gets up

Brian: You think I’m done

Scott: If you were Than a KO! Sound effect would be sounde-

Scott gets punched square in the nose breaking it and launching him backwards going through the Chaos Theatre and into the another street and Brian goes after him taking out the power of Self Respect And about chop off Scott head

Brian: Any Last Words… none. Oh well

Brian brings down the sword but midway Scott Stops it with his hands and with both of his feet he drives his heels into Brian stomach knocking him back and causing him to let go off the sword which in an instant Scott got up and grabbed the Power Of Self Respect

Scott: Guess the turntables have turned

Brian: Not yet!

Brian quickly brings out the Freeze Ray and shoots while Scott grabbed a rock and threw it as the ray hit the rock making it turn to ice as Scott rushes at Brian and before he could shoot again Scott slices the Ray into two destroying the last of Brian’s Arsenal (That he still had with him since If I forget to destroy a weapon than it was lost during the Multiverse shenanigans)

Scott: Well would you look at that

Brian: Shit…

(Stop Music If it hasn’t ended yet and Play Kingdom for a Heart/https://youtu.be/OKsZijOXz1E)

Scott slices at Brian Who tried to repeat what Scott did But he was slightly too slow the blade went past his hands and Brian sees this and sidelines to the right causing the sword to not hit his head and instead to hit the right shoulder making him more injured but alive before Brian punching Scott away and Brian goes to Scott and attack Scoot doing a combo punching Scott to the ground and he bounces up like a video game before getting punched a few more times before hitting a traffic light pole bending it as Brian go back to hit Scott in the head

Scott: I’m Keyzer Sōze

Brian: Punches Scott again

Scott: My Favorite Number is green

Brian kicks Scott into a car breaking it’s windscreen

Scott: I like trains.

Brian picks up the sword

Brian: Well That was pointless now where were we

Scott gets off an successful punch that knocks Brian away and Scott grabs the sword

Scott: Yes. Yes it was and to answer your question it’s kicking your ass!

Scott rush at Brian and lands some slashes at Brian But he sidesteps the next slash and right hooks Scott knocking him back and Brian rushes at Scott before he could recovered he attack him with two punches before a uppercut and than Brian jumps up and punches him three times with last one knocking Scott to the ground and lose his grip on the sword than when Brian grabs it Scott uses Hayate to punch Brian and he release his grip on the sword and Scott grabs it again

Scott: Is it done for this hot potato type of game

Scott goes over to Brian who’s near a mailbox as Scott strikes and Brian jumps and dodges as the sword cut through the mailbox and Scott get kicked in the face knocking him down and for a bit lost the sword and Brian took the chance and grabbed the sword and was about to Slice Scott in half when Scott quickly reaches for a weapon getting the cut mailbox and used that and hit Brian in his nose while the sword was up and with the blow it both broke Brian’s nose and the mailbox and also cause Brian to lose grip of the Power Of Self Respect And Scott quickly punches Brian away and took back power of Self Respect and rushes and gave a quick slash to Brian’s midsection But That was covered the hanging nose after being broken and it was slightly to reveal blood and a sickening visual with a few of the nose cane falling out and Scott gags a bit

Scott: Huh That gives a whole new meaning to nosebleed.

Brian: Fuck you!

The two battle again with Scott incomperating fists And Swords And Scott sweeps Brian causing him to trip and Scott slashes at Brian head but his nose came to his save and took the slash while being cut off making the visuals even grosser as Brian pushes himself back up and Scott gags and does so during his sentence down below

Scott: Holy Crap I’m pretty sure at this point this becoming more and more of a mercy kill

Brian: Well I might be possibly gonna either pass out or die from blood loss but I’m not out!

Brian quickly gives a few hard punches to Scott chest and caused him to have the wind knocked out of Scott before Brian Judo throws him into the house before grabbing the Power Of Self Respect And rushes off and sees some bandages and he puts some where his nose where it is

We cut back to Scott Pilgrim getting kicked out of the house onto the streets and he dust himself off as he sees Brian healed from all of his previous injuries that should’ve brought him to be KO or dead

Scott: I would rage at have to start again but I don’t have to look at you without have to swallow my vomit unless I look at the cut off nose over there but I won’t so I can keep m-

Scott gets slashed by Brian knocking him back a bit and Brian continues to do his assault

5 HITS!

Brian finishes off a slash to Scott’s neck but Scott Blocks it with his arm which the cuts into but doesn’t cut off Than Scott quickly headbutts Brian knocking him back

“C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!”

Scott: Take Tha-

Scott gets a slash to his midsection which sends him to the street and onto the ground and Brian follows in close with the sword at Scott’s neck

Brian: Time to repeat what I said before. Any last Words

Scott: While I hate you I also Understand you.

Another sword glows from Scott Brian tries bring it down but Scott quickly knees Brian in the crotch causing the dog to fall to the ground as Scott backflips and takes out the Power Of Understanding as it’s stats appeared and Scott unlocked a new T shirt to replace the damaged shirt he had

(Stop Music And Play instead Die by the Sword/https://youtu.be/Xq0z9SIiWwY)

Guts + 1

Heart + 3

Balls + 2

Brian: You think your weapon will defeat mine. Mine has better stats

Scott: That doesn’t ultimately decides the battle probably

The two clash again with both try to get off a solid slash but both just hit the other sword and when that happens both tries to overpower the other but both were equals before they return to slashing one another with neither ceasing their attack’s before Scott cause Brian to run on a skyscraper as the run up with both still slashing at lightning fast slices with neither letting up when Brian goes for a slash Scott Blocks it And when Scott goes for a stab Brian Blocks it And it continues until the two reach the top with the two in the air slashing as fast as they can with both just barely getting off a few minor slashes and that continues to happen until Brian uses his speed to maneuver around Scott and tries to impale him through the back but Scott backflips Over But hits his head on the ventilation and Brian strikes again but Scott Blocks it with his sword and kicks Brian in the shin knocking off the dog of his form and Scott was able to land a solid slash on Brian at his stomach causing him to lose grip of the power of Self Respect And Scott dashed for the weapon but Brian recovered and stomps on the Canadian’s head stunning him Brian kicks away and he grabs the sword

Brian: So close to victory yet so far away

Scott: I think that describes you better

Brian: No it does-

Scott headbutts Brian causing the latter to stumble back nearly falling off of the building to the ground but the dog jumps over to the next building a few feet away which the building was the same height

Scott: This is where it ends

Brian: I can at least agree with you in that

(Play Ninja Gaiden (NES) Intro/https://youtu.be/fcO1fGYi3Ms)

The two rushes at the other before jumping midway where both slash at one another but one was too slow on the draw the two landed on the different building waiting to see results

(Stop Music)

Scott look over to see Brian who blood erupted from him from a deep slash from Scott and he rush over and begins to pummel Brian racking up hits

(Play The remaining of Doe by The Sword)

7 HITS!

10 HITS!

20 HITS!

Scott begins to knock Brian up in the air and begins to Air Juggle Brian continuing the combo injuring Brian even more

26 HITS!

39 HITS!

53 HITS!

69 HITS!

72 HITS!

80 HITS!

99 HITS!

Scott lands on the floor and finishes the combo with Shoryuken launching Brian high in the air

100 HITS!

“ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA COMBO!!”

Scott While overzealous that he beaten his high score and by a long shot needed to end it and so he picks up the Power Of Self Respect And dual wield it with the Power Of Understanding And as Brian falls Scott rushes at Brian Using both swords continued to slash at Brian going all over the place continuing to slash at Brian

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SPASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SPASH! SPASH! SLASH!

Scott finish the attack by bringing Brian doing to the building which just went through said building causing it to crumble until the building explodes causing both buildings to hit the ground and when the dust cleared blood is on the area like it was paint as it has a decent amount of coins which amounts to twenty six dollars and Scott takes the coins and go off and Ramona arrives to see the aftermath

(Stop Music If it Yet to end at this point)

Ramona: Huh

Scott: Oh hi Ramona I assume you beaten the baby wow when I say it out loud I sound like a child abuser

Ramona: Yeah And no he got on a train during a part of the fight and that where he got away

Scott: So now what

The Subspace door appears next to them and the two holding hands and goes through the door

K.O.!

Loser Screen: We See Stewie Griffin passing the destroyed buildings wondering where Brian is

(Cue Another Winter/https://youtu.be/BtyWhHwCXIU)

Max: YES! We don’t have to die!

Alexander: Ok you live for now

Me: So want to co host the results with us

Alexander: Thanks But no thanks I need to work on another fight come on D1G1T

D1G1T: I hoped I could kill Max today But Fine.

The two exited through the hole

Axel: Anywho. This was surprising closer of a fight than expected but it was still nevertheless the victor was clear cut

Me: Yeah Scott easily has Strength with destroying robots and defeating the ex’s while Brian didn’t have really any good strength feats we could find

Max: Durability was kinda close both can take a lot but Scott was more consistent and better like say being able to tank 2 and a half tons of damage from Roxie or around Large Building which is better than Brian Small Building From Scaling From Peter which be around 45.15 KG or 0.05 Tons and if we use the Multi City Block-Town-Small Town feat (around 3.39 Kilotons At most) from Peter and we use scaling from Todd who created a hole in the moon or 4.0353 Petatons or a little above the baseline of Multi Continent But in the fight he did hold back so let’s say he used 25% of his true power which would make it around 1.008825 Petatons or Continent Level still fucking impressive

Axel: Yep! Like so.

Axel uppercuts Max to the moon which destroys half of it and Max Then falls after a bit

Axel: That’s for Yesterday! Anywho in Speed with Super Powers Brian Griffin Had crossed United Kingdom And China in 2 Seconds we’ll go with United Kingdom the distance between the two is is 3119 so divide that by two we get 1559.5 per second and 3488.50215 per hour and so now we divide that by 767 to get Mach 5 less impressive but onto the more impressive one with Brian’s trip to China and the distance between the two being 7,075 divide that by 2 and you get 3537.5 per second and that mean it be 7913.16213 and divide that we get around Mach 10 I thought it be much higher so that means it Hypersonic and Hypersonic+ that was less than I thought. Ok for Scott he moved with tandem of lighting from Gideoneon and dodged meteors from Gideon and meteors are around 25,000-160,000 MPH so the low end would be Mach 32.5945241 and high end is Mach 208.604954 and lighting move at Mach 1294 or Massively Hypersonic+. Or so Brian has Mach 10 vs Scott’s Mach Mach 1294

Max gets up and brushes him off of dirt and dust

Max: You got that wrong it took one second to get there and one second to get back so the first one is Mach 10 and the second is Mach 20 not changing much but still

Me: And into Intelligence Brian Is able to trick people around him Peter who’s idiotic and able to trick woman via dishonest traits and is smarter than Scott mostly. For Scott he’s kinda dumb and is dumber than Brian by a a bit but Scott can still outsmart Brian ala how he outsmarted Lucas and Todd And his mind reading Abilites. So Brian was Smarter While Scott was able to trick and be a step ahead

Max: And onto Experience Brian is 8 in Human Years, And has Police Training, Knows the gymkata Thing Stewie taught him and also knows karate via the slight cutaway with Brian beating a bunny in a karate tournament and slept with 23 Women. While Scotty here is 22 or 24 with him winning All-Ontario Fighting Tournament At 19, being skilled in swordsmanship, And an expert in hand to hand combat via video games and defeated 7 Evil Exes

Axel: In Weapons Scott has his Bass, The Power Of Love, The Power Of Self Respect, An One Up, And Power Of Understanding While Brian has a Spear, Shovel, Sniper Rifle, Freeze Ray, Ipecac, Pistol, Machine Gun. Another Rifle, Beer Bottle, Shotgun, Tommy Gun, NightStick, And Molotov Cocktail. So Scott’s was Better And Better Close Range But had less Weapons and had zero long ranged weapons which Brian has so it’s a toss up

Me: And anything else well in terms of weaknesses Scott is a tad Stubborn and kinda relies on outside help and dumb luck While Brian is Super Egotistical,Easily Overwhelmed, And Easily Manipulated. Not to mentioned Scott Fought someone similar to Brian from most of the Seven Evil Exes which helped

Max: Or if you want a Too Long: Didn’t Read

Destructive Capability

Scott: 1.008825 Pentatons/ Continent Level

Brian: 3.39 Kilotons/ Small City Level

Speed

Scott: At most Mach 1294/ Massively Hypersonic+

Brian: Mach 20/Hypersonic+

Intelligence/Experience

Scott

24 Year Old

An Expert Hand to Hand Combat

Skilled Swordsman

Outsmarted people smarter than him

Brian

8 Year Old (In Human Years)

Police Training

Experience in Gymkata and Karate

Above Average Intelligence

Abilities

Scott

Except Fighter

Energy Projection

Self Resurrection with one up

Minor Toon Force

4th Wall Awareness

Brian

Limited Toon Force

Low mid Regeneration

Enhanced Senses

4th Wall Awareness

Super Speed

Weapons

Scott

Bass

Power of Love

Power of Self Respect

One Up

Power of Understanding

Brian

Spear

Shovel

Sniper Rifle

Freeze Ray

Ipecac

Pistol

Machine Gun

Rifle

Beer Bottle

Shotgun

Tommy Gun

NightStick

Molotov Cocktail

Final Comparison

Brian Griffin

+Smarter

+More Weapons And Better Long Range

+Freeze Ray would stop Scott in his tracks… If it hits

+Regeneration kept him in

–SUPER EGOTISTICAL

–Worse In CQC

–Weaker

–Frailer

–Slower

–Worse Weapons And Worse Close Range

–Is more predictable

–Scott One Up would send him back to square one

Scott Pilgrim

+Stronger

+Tougher

+Faster

+Better Weapons And Better Close Range

+More unpredictable

+Greater Experience

+Fought people similar to Brian

++If Brian somehow killed him One Up would revive him

–Less Weapons And Worse Long Range

–Dumber

–Brian’s Regeneration make it harder to kill him

Axel: Yeah it was CLOSER it still ended up how we predicted it as a tiny stomp While Brian Regeneration would be tough to get through but eventually Scott’s Power, Speed, And Durability would let him be able to deliver the final blow

Max: In the end Brian was unable to get the high score and was cut to ribbons. Yeah not my best but it What I could do so sue me!

Me:... The Winner is Scott Pilgrim

Trivia

 * In the results at first I thought Brian super speed clocks in at Sub Revaltistic which made the results closer before still deciding that Scott would win with Brian’s ego and Scott Durability Advantage And one Up sending Brian back to step one