Shaggy and Scooby vs. Spongebob and Patrick

Pre-Analysis
Axel: Ah Patrick And Spongebob vs Shaggy and Scooby Doo

Suddenly D1G1T and Alexander burst through the door

Alexander: HOLD ON THERE! I can’t let you do this fight alone!

Me: Why?

Alexander: Because there’s a lot to cover on these four...

Max: I remember you I force you to do a collab

D1G1T: Yep! And I didn’t forget it!

D1G1T shoots Max left leg 4 times

Axel hits Max on the head with a golf club

Axel: There we go and that felt good

Alexander: Ok, so he’s out cold?

Axel: For a bit

Alexander: Good. We can get started, then.

Max grabs the golf club and hits D1G1T before passing out

D1G1T: Oh tēñ Æ Ræ ń îñ for..

Alexander: Hey! That’s expensive equipment you’re whacking!

Axel: Ok who next

Symbios: That would be me. I’m the replacement for D1G1T.

Axel: Oh but still what next a time bomb on a razor attached to a letter launches from here!

Alexander: That would be ridiculous! Besides, I’m saving that for the results.

Me: Wait What?

Axel: No that happened about day after day for Max but anywho Ahem cartoons.

Alexander: Either you love em or you mildly dislike em’.

Me: Cartoons has been with us for a long time none as timeless as these two.

Symbios: Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo, the bait of most traps!

Axel: Spongebob Squarepants And Patrick Star, The Bikini bottom morons.

Me: Well he Axel and they are Alexander and um who are you exactly

Symbios: Symbios. I’m the shapeshifting alien goo monster taking D1G1T’s place.

Axel: Ok and the two not functioning properly and or unconscious people are Max and D1G1T

Max: I not a electric fan car so that I don’t you think will be fix this it would lose!

Alexander proceeds to smack Max repeatedly with a sock filled with butter.

Axel: Don’t bother I gave him a bomb it blew up and failed it didn’t even awaken him.

Alexander: I’m not trying to wake him up!

Axel: No I thought you were Wait was I thinking oh yeah he continues talking in his sleep even after the bomb

Max: They live on house meat and died while passing heat them Russ toms.

Alexander: Let’s just get to the pre-analysis.

Axel: Ok Ahem Welcome one and all to Battlerealm where the um 6 of us are gonna research the two pairs to see who would win

Symbios: Yep.

Max: Wake gosh fur I’d

Axel sucker punch Max in the throat

Axel: Ug onto the first one

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo
Me: Ah the 1969 the year before the start of a Mickey Mouse ride

Axel: Um it’s Shaggy and Scooby Doo

Alexander: Anyways, the beginning of a neat little mystery show created a cast of lovable characters. However, the two most lovable are a green-shirted hippie and his talking dog.

Axel: Yeah they were so lovable that they had there own spin off show called Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a clue.

D1G1T: Thhhattata shœœœœowwww sciy

D1G1T shuts off

Alexander: I’m sending Max the bill.

Axel: He doesn’t have money back on track.

Me: And that was yet one of There most strangest thing that they been in. To feats.

Feats

Helped solve millions of mysteries

Helped the superfriends Or now know as the Justice League

Survived a apocalypse

Alexander: This is quite a lineup of impressive feats, but what kind of weapons do they have?

Me: Well first Of they have…

Symbios: THE SINESTRO CORPS. RING! This ring harnesses the power of fear to create Yellow constructs that only they can use!

Axel: Also a Armor,pies,a magic broom,shovel,helmet,fire extinguisher, And most commonly Scooby snacks.

Alexander: The Scooby Snacks were originally used as a motivator for the two, but they would eventually get their hands on variants that could give them superpowers.

Me: And to add they toon force,flight, and Time regeneration?

Alexander: Yes, on top of super strength, shapeshifting and super speed.

Axel: And I think fire abilities. And for strength they fought against the black samurai and beat the shit out of Joker and the penguin

Alexander: Don’t forget the time Shaggy beat up an entire bar of bikers single handedly. And they were armed with crowbars and chains!

Me: Yeah and for speed they took on a monster of electricity and dodge lasers!

Alexander: To add to Shaggy’s skills, he can also ride a motorcycle.

Axel: And onto durability if there no objection.

Symbios: None by me.

Alexander: Go ahead, mi amigo.

Axel: Well…. for some examples they survived a explosion that blew a hole in a metal door,endure being on fire,and they took hits from the Black Samurai also.

Alexander: I completely forgot about the Black Samurai!

Me: Yeah and do we anything else to cover on the two that I might missed

Symbios: Scooby is intelligent enough to operate a crane.

Axel: And Both were able to solve mysteries on their own

Alexander: Oh, and we missed something huge.

Me: Their costumes?

Alexander: Actually, I was gonna say that they can walk on water.

Axel: Ok and also they have mind control immunity!

Symbios: But for all they’re capable of, they have plenty of weaknesses.

Me: Yeah let show them

Weakness

Are cowards

While have some intelligent they still can be tricked

Are easily scared

Axel: Are reallllllllyyyyy easily scared.

Alexander: At least they aren’t unbelievably scared…

Me: They were scared by simple toys and costumes. While they aren’t dumb they are still gullible.

Alexander: But are they more gullible than Spongebob and Patrick?

Axel: I say yes they are kinda dumb. Next!

Spongebob and Patrick
Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Alexander: Squidward?

Me: No. 

Alexander does an evil grin. 

Alexander: I KNOW. 

Me: And you do know I still have a soul destroying gun right. 

Axel: It’s Spongebob Squarepants!

'''Alexander: Oh puh-leeze. I have no so- 

Symbios whacks Alexander over the head. 

Symbios: NO! 

Me: Ok and also his friend Patrick Star 

Axel: Didn’t we did do a fight with him 

Alexander: Yeah, I think you did. 

Axel: Um onto feats. 

Alexander: Okay. 

Feats

Saved the crown

Foiled Plankton plans everyday

Has crossover (in games) with other nicktoons (non canon)

Battled Burgerbeard on land

Me: Ok while it may not have a lot Be they have a lot of powers

Alexander: Spongebob has the ability to become heroes like The Quickster, Mermaid Man, Fry-Boy and the Invincibubble.

Axel: And to access the invincibubble he needs a magic page

Alexander: Like the one trapped in his brain.

Me: Exactly with that he can use it at any time.

Symbios: Not exactly a reliable place to keep it, considering that his brain isn’t too hard to knock out of his head, but okay.

Axel: But he can absorb his opponent attacks

Alexander: Only if they’re not attacks that can cut.

Me: And don’t forget some other feats like example the pie that destroyed bikini bottom

Symbios: After viewing the clip a few times, we were able to determine that it had the explosive yield of 1 megaton. And while it might not be a big feat normally, the fact they survived as sea creatures means they were quite durable.

Axel: It was low mountain level!

Axel get punch by me

Me: Be quiet and for speed.

Alexander: Well, they aren’t shown as being lightspeed, but they’re pretty fast. But they can go faster in their signature vehicle: The Pattywagon.

Me: Yeah the closest guesses for they maximum we got were SB–129 and night light. But even the two have there debunks or doubts.

Alexander: While Spongebob can put himself back together whenever he’s been injured, Patrick can grow back any missing limbs, while the limbs grow their own body. Patrick is so strong, he cut a battleship in half with a single karate chop. He can also lift his rock over his head effortlessly.

Axel: And for Durability it should be equal to strength

Alexander: In most cases, that’s true. However, the fact they were hit by a nuclear pie means that Spongebob, at the very least, can survive a nuke. With Patrick however, it’s a little harder to say, as he’s not directly in the impact zone.

Axel: the first original blast radius would be mountain level

Me punch Axel to the ground

Me: Still onto the magic pencil

Symbios: The magic pencil can bring drawings to life, and was also the main focus of the spinoff game Spongebob: Drawn to Life.

Axel: Don’t forget that the pencil can erase and let talk about the rest of the arsenal

Alexander: They have access to slide whistles, jellyfish nets, bubbles and Spongebob’s spatula.

Me: Along with the pattywagon,condiment gun,bag of wind,a knockout Ray,a laser equipped-laser Bermuda shorts, and cannon filled with soap or toe jam.

Alexander: Quite impressive for a sponge and starfish, but even they’ve got some weaknesses.

Axel: We getting there alright show it

Weaknesses

Patrick is a moron

Both are gullible

Stats are inconsistent

Magic pencil is made out of wood

Are cowards

Both are scared very easily

Me: Patrick is a idiot well and both are gullible

Alexander: And Spongebob was afraid of a floating shopping list.

Axel: Not to mention their own shadows. And they stats are inconsistent causing them to be powerful than weak.

Alexander: So, I think we’re ready to initiate the battle.

Max wake up

Max: Hello Why is venom and the CGI man doing here ahh D1G1T! Where my chainsaw and or bazooka!

Alexander: DO IT AND YOU’RE DEAD.

Alexander raises up a scythe.

Max: Strike me down my regen shall cover the cost

Max takes out a gun sword (like FF8)

Me: And why does that always happen.

Alexander: Oh, and you’re paying the bill for D1G1T’s repairs.

Max: Oh ok Axel you sign the wavers

Axel: Yes? Gulp

Max: Oh cause your blood shall be spilled so I can pay off the mental 2 year old having a napoleon complex bill for my enemy.

Me: Ok we will cut to commercial break and

Bang!

Me: I don’t like the sound of that so if you excuse the 6 of us we will try to get things under control.

Max: Take this Louther And  Axe!

Alexander: PAINapple surprise!

Axel: Rock N’ Roll under glass!

Me: Do Any have anything to say before the battle people.

Max: Go fuck you three! And go die in a fire.

Axel: Why does this shit always happen to me.

Me: Alexander And Symbios Any words?

Alexander: I’ve gotta go repair D1G1T.

Symbios: My money’s on Shaggy and Scooby.

Me: Ok Now see you in a bit

Alexander: Ok.

Max: Take This!

The camera was broken (again)

Me: Ok things are mostly back to normal.

Max: Aren’t you forgetting about me.

We see Max limbs cut off

Me: Well I said mostly.

Axel: Anyways Ahem Me if you would

Me: Got it the runtime has been extended and there’s a mystery’s

Me,Axel,and Max: Welcome to show of… blood,gore,and much more. It’s time to enter the battlerealm!

Fight
MCburgertown

Sunday

12:26 PM

Patrick: Spongebob I hungry

Spongebob: That why we here we can’t be at the krusty krab due to being Sunday

Patrick: Where ohh!

Patrick goes and eats up a tray

Shaggy: Hey that our food!

Scooby Doo: Reah

Shaggy grabs the tray but Patrick retracts it

Patrick: No!

Patrick hits Shaggy with the tray

Spongebob: Oh not again!

Scooby Doo: Raggy Grhh

Scooby headbutts Patrick to a table which break off and Scooby Doo about to attack again but Spongebob throws him to a wall

Shaggy: You know what take this Scooby help hit them with me

Patrick: Is it Tuesday already

Spongebob: Why does this always happen

FIGHT!

Scooby rushes at Spongebob whom grab him and throw it at Shaggy

Shaggy: Scoob do you have

Scooby: Rup

Shaggy And Scooby Doo Take hot wings and shoot fire at Spongebob And Patrick

Patrick: Oh NO!

Both are on fire and run around and went into water

Spongebob: Ok any idea

Patrick: No idea. Have any mayonnaise,ketchup,relish,And or mustard

Spongebob: Patrick you a genius!

Spongebob gets a condiment gun and shoot at the Dog And Hippy

Patrick knock over Scooby Doo causing the building to be set on fire

Spongebob: RUN! GET TO THE CAR!!

The two run to the pattywagon and get in

Spongebob: Patrick why did you do that this was 19 time this week you burned something down

Suddenly the mystery van get behind them

Shaggy: Like, come back here! We’re only getting started!

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Axel: What What!?

Me: Let do a parody

D1G1T: What is the parody gonna be

Max: Racing Games with Hints of Grand Theft Auto

D1G1T: Ok just since the characters are made originally for comedy mostly

Axel: Let do this

Symbios: No

Max: FINE! Still

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The mystery van rams in the pattyweagon and the pattyweagon returns the favor by ramming into it

Spongebob: Patrick What are you doing

Patrick: No I just returning the favor trust me I been in a fight before

Spongebob: Who was it

Patrick: A person who was a bad father

Shaggy: Scooby got the Scooby snacks

Scooby: Rup

Scooby And Shaggy eat the Scooby snacks and Scooby grab a pirate sword and he went out of the window go near the car and try to stab the two characters

Patrick: Spongebob grab your splatura or whatever!

Spongebob: Got it

Spongebob grabbed his trusty rusty Spatulas and battle Scooby Doo

Scooby: En Guard Radioactive Sponge

(Duel Of Fates Play In background)

Spongebob and Scooby slash and block one each other with Shaggy and Patrick ramming in the other And they see end road sign where after the sign is a fall to the ground

Scooby: CheckMATE!

Scooby stabs the sword in spongeBob….

….Which wasn’t effective in the slightest just with the sword in Spongebob stomach and Spongebob shoot out the sword which hit Scooby knocking him off balance and Scooby falls back in the mystery van

Patrick: Nice Job there just need to hit there van a few more times and we be in the clear

Spongebob: I don’t thi–.. PATRICK LOOK OUT!!!

Patrick: What?

Shaggy: Scob you ok!

Scooby: Yeah I ok SHAGGY THE END OF THE ROAD!!!

Shaggy: What?

Both Patrick and Shaggy sees that they reach the end of the road

Patrick And Shaggy: AHHHHHHHHHHH

The four jumped out of the car and van

Spongebob: Phew

Shaggy: Close one

We see Patrick and Scooby Doo poking Shaggy and Spongebob

Shaggy: What is it Scooby

Spongebob: Yes Patrick…

Both point down revealing that they are above a fall which was past the sign and where the road ended and after that the four hold up a sign on it had “Uh Oh” and they fall

Patrick: Would you mind Spongebob

Spongebob: If it have us survive than yes

Patrick holds Spongebob over him and Spongebob expands into a parachute which slows them down but Shaggy And Scooby falls down but they stop themselves via flight before stepping on the ground and Patrick hits the ground and Spongebob returns to normal and both of them see that there cars are going to hit

Patrick: For the love o–

The cars hit both and launch them to space hitting them to space

Spongebob: Patrick this is ridiculous

Patrick: I know but where the others

The two sea creatures see that Scooby Doo And Shaggy are dying

Patrick; Take this

A train hits the four launching them inside it

Person: Ah mystery need the two pairs of scaredy-cats!

Patrick: There no way we doing it

Announcer: 18 minutes later

The four run away from a winged Komodo hippo

Patrick: Why we get dragged into this

Suddenly Spongebob suddenly falls down and when the WKH (I not repeating that again) go over the sponge he slipped into him and the person hit multiple ropes detained him

Shaggy: Now to see who he really is

They rip off the mask to reveal D1G1T

All: D1G1T!!!

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D1G1T: HUH?!?

Max: Beat him up!

Alexander: D1G1T’s female.

Max: Oh still beat the bucket of bolts up

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Scooby: Now Let’s See Who he really is

Scooby rip off the mask to reveal Max

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Max: What The Fuck!

D1G1T: Burn Him!!

Max: I going to beat you up when I regain my body parts

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Spongebob And Patrick: Let’s See Who he really is!

They rip off the mask to reveal Symbios

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Symbios: Well look like my turn this is a shocker!

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Shaggy and Scooby: Let’s See Who he really is!

They rip off the mask to reveal Axel

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Axel: This getting ridiculous!

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Patrick: Now Let’s See Who he really is!

Patrick rips the mask off to reveal Alexander

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Alexander: This is really trippy...

Me: I know what’s next…

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Spongebob: Now Let’s See Who he really is!

Spongebob rips off the mask to reveal Me

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Me: Ahhh What the Fuck…

Axel: Seems to go full circle somewhat

Max: Anything else

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All: Let’s See Who He Really Is!

They rip off the mask to reveal… it’s a platypus bunny

Platypus Bunny: I’m a baked potato

Cop: Thank you and your reward is a fine of a million dollars

Platypus Bunny: Don’t think I going without a fight

The Platypus Bunny shoot fire which burnt through the wall causing multiple people to fly out

Spongebob: Wait I Remember the page and to get the friend of the page the pencil

Spongebob image up the magic pencil and grabs it but he falls into the time paradox

Patrick: I Not letting you suffer alone Buddy

Patrick let’s go and subsequently hits Shaggy and Scooby Doo causing them to fall in the paradox

All: Ahhhhh!

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Axel: Wait this is going off script

Max: And why that

Me: We yet to get protection from the space time continuum

Alexander: Strange. I thought our business covered spacetime continuum protection.

All: AHHHH!

Max: D1G1T are you from aperture science? Just asking?

D1G1T: No.

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Meta vs Red Hood

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Meta and Red Hood were on the ground fighting

Red Hood: Not going to lose

Suddenly the two get hit by four people

Scooby: That Wait Where are we!

Shaggy: Looks like another dimension

Spongebob: What The!

The Meta shoots at them and explosions occur as the four run and run

Patrick: I getting tired of this!

The rest: Agreed!

Red Hood: (What The didn’t Batman tell me that the two help the, before and have the need to get it away from them!)

Red Hood ran at them but before he could reach it the four disappear

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The 4 hits Mutant Laa Laa And Ruin Processor And the after a few slashes run after the new prey

Shaggy: AHHH Scooby get the thing

Scooby gets out a box and open it

Shaggy: Donuts!

Shaggy and Scooby puts on the Shnesto Ring on

Spongebob: Patrick get the condiment gun

Patrick: GOT IT!

Patrick gives Spongebob the condiment gun and Spongebob shoots at the two with just stunning them until they ran out and it get to their brains when the gun makes a farting noise

Spongebob: Excuse me

Patrick And Spongebob: HEHE HAHA

The Slendytubbie grabs Spongebob and Patrick

Patrick: I NOT DYING!

Patrick karate chops off the arm along with the other one causing the two sea creatures to be let go and they run away

Ruin Processor “look” around the place

Shaggy and Scooby: AHHHH!!

Shaggy and Scooby shoots out a giant yellow scream speech bubble which soon crush the Processor

The (by default winner of this match) Mutant runs after the two before getting erased by the pencil

Patrick: TAKE THAT! TAKE THIS! TAKE THAT! TAKE THIS! THIS THAT! THAT THIS! THAT! THIS! THAT! THIS THAT THIS THAT THIS THAT!!!!

Nothing remains of the Laa Laa

Patrick: I’M AM PATRICK KILLER OF VILLAINS

Spongebob: Patrick

Patrick: I good I’m good there they are

Patrick And Spongebob run off to Shaggy And Scooby But when they got close they disappear

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Makuta and Megatron were brawling it out when the four landed in the middle. “Like, one shall stand and one shall, like, fall!” Shaggy kicked Spongebob in the way of Megatron, who was watching this battle happen. Makuta took the opportunity to dissolve Megatron into a mess of metal. Just as he was about to do the same to the four, they disappeared.

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Sans: It just business

Suddenly the four came out of nowhere and nearly crush the two combatants

Sans: Who here this time

Patrick: Ah a deform Zombie!

The fours screams three at Sans while Patrick screams at Isaac While the two look in confusion and a little bit of shock but Sans shoots gaster blasters at Isaac And Than the four disappear

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The four fall onto two pale people (from burns or makeup

Joker: Look what came out of the dead bag

Patrick Quickly brings out the knockout Ray and tries to shoot at Joker but it miss and hit Jeff instead knocking him out

Shaggy: Run!

The four rush to a corridor of doors and enter them with each going out different doors and other things like…

A ham and cheese sandwich

Bouncing ball Spongebob

The five going upside down

And Joker being chased by the other four before realizing this and went back to it but than Shaggy,Patrick,Scooby,And Spongebob disappear but seconds Joker throws his knife which lands into Shaggy left shin

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When they got out Shaggy holds his knee in pain after falling on a building

Shaggy: AHHH Sheee Ahhh Sheee Ahhh

Peter: Hey! That my joke!

Peter kicks Shaggy away but gets bitten by Scooby before getting body slam by the other Patrick

Spongebob: Is this the person you fought

Patrick: Yes it is let get them

Spongebob and Patrick brings out bubbles and shoots them out like a machine gun which hits the three injuring them and blinding them momentarily

Spongebob: Patrick here our chance!

Patrick: Got It!

Spongebob brings out his spatula

Patrick: Time for a bermuda shorts to do it thing!

Patrick Let out a laser from his butt which almost hit the two but they moved out of the way and Peter just get hit

Shaggy: Take this!

Shaggy lets out a huge yellow fist which about to hit them but they disappear

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The four hits Zuko And Shouto

Shaggy: Where Are we

They almost get hit by a ice wall

A anvil almost hit the two but they dodged it

Spongebob: Ok Patrick that failed draw up some help!

Patrick: Got It!

Patrick draws a poor version Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick why do you always draw that?!

Patrick: I HAVE NO IDEA!

But before Doodlebob is brought to life they disappear

Doodlebob: Huh…

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The Four land in between a attack of Mega Man and Beck attack

Mega Man & Beck: What The!

Mega Man: (Who are them but that human being might be in trouble) Take this!

Mega Man brings out his Thunder Beam and shoots and Beck dash out of the way and it hit most of the 4 except Shaggy

Shaggy: Scooby!

Mega Man: (Ok I might’ve mistaken that one)

Spongebob: Patrick

Patrick: Got It

Patrick draws a rock like Squidward

Beck shoots at the rock with Countershade and absorbs it and in turn it destroys it

Patrick:  That failed miserably

Patrick Get rammed by Scooby and Than they disappear

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They fall out and interrupts Jaune and Miles attack’s

Miles: Okay what happen?! (maybe it’s a weird alternate universe)

Jaune Arc: Ok who are you?!

Scooby rams into Patrick again causing a few bruises

Spongebob: Don’t Worry Patrick

Patrick injuries get healed suddenly

Miles: (Ok who are them)

Spongebob attack’s Scooby with his spatula before kicking him to Shaggy knocking them back

Patrick: Need to think of something um I know

Patrick draws a nuke

Spongebob: PATRICK ARE YOU INSANE!

Patrick: YES I’M AM!!!!!

Jaune,Shaggy,Scooby,And Miles: OH NO!

Patrick about to detonate it but the four disappear

Jaune Arc: (That was strange)

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They all appear in a dream Cletus dream to be exact

Spongebob: Where Are we

Shaggy: Yeah seems like we in the worse Philadelphia

Freddy spots them and the other four did

Patrick: EVERYBODY RUN!

The four rush and see Carnage

Scooby: EVERYBODY RUN!

The four rush away from the two beginning a chase scene before Freddy traps them by cornering them in the corner

Scooby And Shaggy: AHHH!

Scooby And Shaggy screams which creates a word bubbles which knocks back Freddy While Carnage and slashing at Patrick who keep on surviving each blow than Spongebob takes the pencil and erase Carnage torso which he regenerated back and Carnage looks at Spongebob leaving Patrick to escape and grabbed Spongebob and rush away before the two and Shaggy And Scooby disappears

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The four appear in a forest and walked to see Leatherface opening a Beartrap and behind him was The Trapper

Shaggy: ZOINKS!

The noise cause the two to look over there to see them and seconds later they rush at the

Spongebob: LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!

The four splits up

Shaggy: Ok nothing over there nor here

Suddenly Shaggy open the door and see the Trapper

Shaggy: AHH

Shaggy creates a huge fist and hit The Trapper knocking him back

We cut to Patrick

Patrick: Wee Woo wee woo wee woo

Patrick: What is that noise?

Patrick head gets cut off by a chainsaw before regrowing and Leatherface is confused and does it again

We cut to Scooby

Scooby: Shaggy Shaggy? Oh where are you

Scooby Almost gets trapped in a bear trap and jumps back hitting Spongebob knocking him into another bear trap which shuts on his nose

Spongebob: OW

Scooby: YOU!

Spongebob: WAIT You trying to find your friend I think I can help

Scooby: How?

Spongebob: Well

Spongebob snaps his fingers while thinking using the magic page and…

Shaggy: Where am I going

He disappears

We see multiple limbs of Patrick on the ground with a more tired Leatherface and Patrick disappear and the limbs grow into another Patrick and the slasher look shocked

The two appear in front of Spongebob and Scooby

Spongebob: Ok now wher–

The four disappears

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Silver was about to hit Trunks with ruble but the 4 appeared out of nowhere

Spongebob: -E Were We Wait Where Are we

Silver: Ok you might not be the iblis trigger

Trunks: FINALLY! What made you realize that!

Silver: Them

The two see Spongebob,Patrick,Shaggy,And Scooby

Trunks: While the four seem not to be here

Spongebob: Um hi can you tell us where the heck we are

Silver: Crisis City 2902 6 PM

Shaggy: So we’re in the future?

Trunks: Yep

Spongebob: Excluding the wasteland that is the city this has so far been the least threading part so far

Silvers: So What Happened to you

Spongebob: Fell in a black hole ended up in multiple places but only for a few minutes it was weird

Trunks: Ok something isn’t right

Silver: Right maybe there the iblis trigger!

Trunks: Oh be quiet

The four disappear

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Patrick: Where Are we

The 4 see multiple people

Patrick: Where Are we!

Freddy: Waiting Room Bitch!

Spongebob: What are you waiting fo–

The four disappear

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They appear in another place with Freddy and Nightmare in the background and disappear

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They appear in the real world getting hit by cars before disappearing again

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They reappear and see three things before they can guess what they are the disappear

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Spongebob: Guys What is happening

Shaggy: I don’t know!

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Max: Um guys the Timeline is destabilizing

Axel: Do you know what that is?

Max: The universe is being destroyed

Me: Why didn’t we get the insurance

Axel: Oh I know why?! Max spend it all on rare candies and to get Dinosaurs!

Max: Shut Up It was a good use of the money

Axel: I had to get money from the Mafia!

Me: Let Get back to the fight right now before things go up in flames

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SHAGGY AND SCOOBY VS SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK

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The 4 lands in the middle of the universe

Spongebob: Ok where are we

Scooby: No clue

Suddenly black holes appeared everywhere

Patrick: Is it me or does the place look more dark than usual

Spongebob: I think we might have caused a paradox or something

Shaggy: Seems So But we might as well beat you and get our money back for food

Patrick: (Whispers) Spongebob we need to end them and after that we can use the page to restore the universe

Spongebob: Seems smart for you

Patrick burps

Patrick: I like cake

Spongebob: Ok so where were we

Shaggy throws a punch at Spongebob launching him back

Patrick: Take This!

Patrick rush at Shaggy karate chopping him but Scooby intervene at the last second by taking off Patrick head but the two parts regenerated and they see two Patrick’s

Shaggy: What The

Before Shaggy could see it Spongebob throw him to Patrick and he erased a bit of Shaggy hair or he tried to erased his arm but just got his hair

Patrick: Shoot So Clos-

Patrick Get attack by Scooby who use his head like a battering ram

Spongebob: Need to help

Spongebob Get attacked once again by Shaggy And the Patrick Clone rushes in and try to attack the dog but just gotten beaten up instead

Patrick gets out of Scooby Attacks and rush at Shaggy And knocks him back

Spongebob: Look like we need a boost I gonna change the fight a bit

They two changes into superhero Spongebob was now the Invincibubble and Patrick into Mr. Super Awesomeness

Shaggy: Ok things are getting even more weird and that saying a lot Let Get this over with

Shaggy shoot out a giant Yellow Fist which the Invincibubble put in a bubble

Scooby: How did that even happen?!

Invincibubble throw Scooby to the Bubble But he dodged it and get kicked by Mr. Super Awesomeness

Shaggy: SCOOBY!

Shaggy rush at the Hero who put him in a bubble and Super Awesomeness throw Scooby at Spongebob who traps him in bubble

Invincibubble: Ok Mr. Awesomeness keep them in check

Mr. Super Awesomeness: Ok I’m hungry

Mr. Super Awesomeness summons multiple ice creams at him and a few hit the bubble and the said bubbles popped

Invincibubble: Oh no!

Scooby: Phew now where were we?

Scooby rams into Invincibubble and Shaggy punched Super Awesomeness and ate one of the ice cream that the starfish summoned

Invincibubble: Ok just need to get you in the bubble agai-

Invincibubble gets uppercut by a Yellow Fist from Scooby

Mr Awesomeness get back up and sucker punch Shaggy to Scooby back a bit from it and Invincibubble goes ahead of him

Shaggy: This getting ridiculous

Invincibubble: This is actually a normal weird day for us

Shaggy: Serious–

A huge black hole appears between them

Invincibubble: Well we don’t have enough time to keep this universe stable

Mr Super Awesomeness: Let End this!

Shaggy: Couldn’t say better myself

The four rush at each with a punch and they hit each other and allusions appear with one having Metabee,Charmander,And Agumon, another having Jaune and  Miles Fighting,Nightmare is taking on Freddy,Cthulhu is Fighting Zalgo,Link shooting arrows at Geralt,And Asura punching Atrocities before a explosion happened

We zoom in to see Shaggy and Scooby alone

Shaggy: Did we win

Scooby: I think we did and everything is gone

Shaggy: Well Shoot

A piece of paper hit Shaggy

Shaggy: Well might as well make a wish down on here Scooby do you have a pen

Scooby creates a pen out of the ring and Shaggy writes down this

“I want everything to go back to normal before the fight.”

And a second later everything reappear and they go back into the mystery van

Shaggy: What happen I not complaining but what happen

Scooby: Yeah Let Just eat somewhere else

Shaggy: Agreeable so where should we go

K.O!

Post Analysis
Winner Screen: Shaggy And Scooby are debating of where to eat

Loser Screen: Spongebob and Patrick reappear confused and than the two go to sleep

Max: Ok while I hate that the losers are alive but at least there were a death

Alexander: What a copout...

Axel: Yeah so let get into why Shaggy and Scooby Win

Me: The fight was somewhat close with Spongebob and Patrick Toon Force And Hax Keeping them in

Max: Yeah So should we do what we did last time or debate the other factors before the thing last time

Symbios: Dunno. Let’s do it different.

Me: Ok For Arsenal Spongebob and Patrick Arsenal was a bit more unpredictable and Destructive

Axel: For their However Shaggy And Scooby Arsenal was a little more effective but still just slightly

Max: For their feats both had a lot of feats from there years but Scooby And Shaggy we’re slightly more impressive But was it enough just to take the win?

Alexander: Our research says yes, as they can not only dish out more pain, they could easily outpace the sea creatures.

Me: And to get the point let do the play by play of each category first let see Spongebob and Patrick stats

Strength

Max: Ok for this category it a toss up with them at one second could match the Hulk than the next lose to Lester the Unlikely So What would their strength be?

Alexander: For that, we have to take a look at their weakest strength feat.

Me: Which was for Spongebob at times he couldn’t even lift some marshmallows or a que tip

Symbios: While Patrick can be shown to casually lift his rock, it’s still not as impressive as what Shaggy and Scooby can do.

Axel: Yeah even at their best which can moved a lighthouse still that just not impressive even that type of strength was consistent now onto Shaggy and Scooby Strength

Max: Yeah they knocked out the Super Friends Joker And took the door off its hinges and we just got started and Axel if you could

Axel: They Tore through a Gorilla Statue!

Me: Which should Beat Spongebob strength

Max: Let See But to the next category

Durability and DC

Axel: Ok they survived being crushed in the Krusty Towers,Being flattened,burned,torn to pieces,Incinerated,And survived a nuke!

Max: And said nuke was a megaton at most 2 or 4 ok just 1 still impressive feat

Me: And for Shaggy And Scooby

Axel: They took fire and fought the Black Samurai!

Max: Who fought a dragon which could be around Island Level!

Me: Still excluding that feat the fight caused a earthquake or Town Level

Max: Impressive line up of durability but did Spongebob and Patrick have anything Let See

Speed

Axel: Ok Spongebob dodged lasers from Bubbles the talking dolphin

Max: Oh really than this Carl the Squirrel!

Axel: Anywho Patrick ran to the sun and back!

Me: And in SB-129 Squidward go through from one place to the next with it being a universe type of it in a second

Axel: However the feats could be false or less impressive like the Dolphin feat or so

Me: And for Shaggy And Scooby Doo

Axel: They dodged lightning

Max: Dodged Gun Fire

Axel: And outran a bear!

Intelligence

Max: Ok for this one Spongebob and Patrick had there smart moments like Patrick suggesting a way to escape Squidward and Spongebob winning a case however most of the time…

Axel: ...They’re huge Idiots

Max: Yeah they are while they have smart moments they mostly stupid

Me: And for Shaggy And Scooby

Max: While fearful and Gullible they have smarts able to solve multiple crimes

Max: And outsmarted tons of Intelligent Villains!

Hax

Axel: Ok both have tons and tons and TONS of Hax

Max: Like the magic Pencil and the Magic Page Which can get rid of them

Axel: And for them they have Scooby Snacks and the Sinestro Ring

Me: They has regeneration while Scooby and Shaggy were more durable

Axel: It was was difficult for this

Final Result

Spongebob and Patrick       Shaggy and Scooby Doo

Strength

Wall Level (More or Less). Building Level.

Durability/DC

Town Level. Island Level.

Speed

Massively FTL. Massively Hypersonic

Me: We can throw around Toon Force,Strength,Speed, And Power around even then they still are defined by their personality

Axel: NO NO DON’T PULL A GOKU VS SUPERMAN HERE!

Me: Spongebob and Patrick were made to be nonsensical and have been afraid and didn’t use the fullest extent of their powers while Shaggy and Scooby while fearful they shown to be able to use their power to their fullest capacity so what do you get when you pit a person who barely use the Hax potential to a person who use it to the fullest potential you get a person who lost

Max: Look like Spongebob couldn’t Absorb the lost,Patrick Sadly didn’t STAR as the Victor,The two couldn’t SHAG off the disadvantage they have,And to the other it wasn’t anything New to Scooby doo

Me: Seriously anywho the winner is Shaggy And Scooby Doo

Alexander: Well, thanks for having us on, Gowen.

Me: Your Welcome

Max: Also I forgot a little payback

Axel: But you had your body cut in pieces

Max: And regeneration is a help

Max get up and shoots D1G1T

Alexander: D1G1T, Sentry mode!

Before that could happen Max bats D1G1T away and throws a bomb at Alexander

Max: And the cherry on top

Before he could throw the bomb, the power goes out.

Alexander: Uh oh. The boss is here.

Max: No the usual squad to kill me if the boss here than

A scoff noise is heard

Max: Ok I gonna use my vacation time!

Max open a dimension with Ren’s sword

Max: Get in

Me: Yeah we going on hiatus for a bit Axel

Axel: Don't have to tell me twice

The other two get through the dimension and leave and close the portal

Ticking noise is heard inside the building

Max: Ok we escape his wrath and left a surprise

Back to the other three

The bomb goes to zero

The building blows up

Axel: Ok Time to go AWOL

The Episode ends here

Trivia

 * This was the second Collab
 * Originally we were going to have them go though each fight up to Cthulhu vs Zalgo but in order to get it done sooner it was scrapped
 * The fight was the longest one clocking at 20526 Letters (From Pre Fight to KO)