Superman vs Angry Video Game Nerd

Pre–Analysis
Me: So wait Max you going to your father mansion to kill him

Max: Yes And Axel is coming with me for two reasons 1 Axel fought against a army and 2 if he fail than I will be happy

Axel: Thank you?

Max: And I gonna shove you into the house first

Me: Okay I can do it myself

Axel: Actually I can have a roommate of my friends apartment to come here

Me: Thanks

Max: We on our way

* Max And Axel goes out the door*

* Joshua goes in the door after Max And Axel go out the door*

Joshua: Hi Patrick

Me: Okay so..

Joshua: What is the battle today

Me: It’s Superman vs Angry Video Game Nerd slash AVGN

Joshua: Superboy Prime you mean

Me: No Superman would be a itty bitty fairer

Joshua: Fair enough soo um the Angry Video Game Nerd, the defender of games?

Me: Superman, hero of the earth

Joshua: To note we be using post crisis Superman and why don’t we use crisis Superman

Me: Your mother and now it’s time we should dig into the two and find out who would win when we figure out the stats and see who would be the victor and the victim in the Battlerealm

Superman
Joshua: Ah Superman Probably the first superhero in history

Me: And you should know the backstory his planet krypton was about to blow and they put young Clark in a pod and send him to earth

Joshua: And was adopted by the Kent’s

Me: Then years later he became Superman

Joshua: Onto feats

Feats

Defeated Doomsday

Fought against Darkside

Hold his own against Amazo

Me: He Fought against Darkside

Joshua: And defeated Doomsday

Me: And held his own against Amazo

Joshua: Who copy a few members of the justice

Strength

Capable of shattering planets

Lifted a 200 Quintillion tons with one hand

Tossed a moon sized spaceship

Me: He able to tossed a moon sized spaceship

Joshua: And is capable of shattering planets

Me: Well no duh he was able to lifted 200 quintillion tons!

Speed

Can fly at FTL easily

Reacted to Barry Allen

Dodge Darkseid omega beam

Joshua: He can fly at FTL speeds