Kool-Aid Man vs Pepsiman

Pre-Analysis
Me: Well I guess I should get a host

???: Take me down to parad…

Me: Who are you!!

Max: Your new host Max Voz quartermaster the name is not the best so just call me Max and what the debate today

Me: Okay So it Kool Aid vs Pepsiman

Max: Okay Let start

Me: Any who….. Mascots are the face and a helper in one of many companies

Max: Like Mario for Nintendo and Sonic for Sega

Me: But we focusing on the beverages like Kool aid Edwin Perkins creation

Max: And Pepsiman the mascot of Pepsi

Me: But one question is who would win in a fight

Kool Aid Man
Me: What comes to mind when you think of the year 1927 Cornhuskers team or something no in 1927 a person called Edwin Perkins who make a drink that was one of the most popular beverage What was the beverage you may ask it was Kool aid yeah

Max: ever since then it skyrocketed up in fame and left the other ones in the dust

Me: Yeah what should we start!

Max: Your excited

Me: It was my childhood

Max: Okay well to for strength

Me: He run through walls with very little resistance which includes but not limited contrete,plaster,and wooden

Max: Destroyed a fridge

Me: Can punch though walls

Max: He pulled over several children by accident after turning in a game of tug of war

Me: Was able to hold on a mechanic bull

Max: He jump into Space! Jesus Christ’s What is he!

Me: Can hold up a small group of thirsties

Max: If you thought that his strength was surprising then just look at durability you thought he would a glass cannon but he’s not fragile

Me: Survived the vacuum of space

Max: He never cracks even though he run through walls daily

Me: Can Survived high falls with no damage at all

Max: Does he have toonforce

Me: No this is on his own no powers or abilities just plain old durability

Max: Anyway he didn’t mind when a golf ball landed in him

Me: And golf balls merely bounce off him and it just tickles

Max: He Survived re-entering earth atmosphere

Me: And Survived the fall from space

Max: He wasn’t even phased from a laser beam

Me: And for speed it absolutely impressive

Max: He mix chemicals in several seconds

Me: He ran from the supermarket to a suburban house in a few seconds

Max: Outpace a talking soda can like someone we have here

Me: Can run through walls with no lose of momentum

Max: Can jump insane heights for example he jump to space within a few seconds

Me: Can perform log rolling

Max: Now for Powers,Skills, and Abilities

Me: He has Old internal gravity despite falling or moving at old angles, rarely have any spills

Max: He Can Rewind time to fix past mistakes but only back to a few seconds

Me: He also have telekinetic transformation which he use to turn a glass of Kool aid to a pouch of Kool aid and can do it to multiple things at once

Max: He turned three mountains into Kool aid twist drinks!

Me: He also has teleportation to get quickly to people who thirsty

Max: He can make a jungle from no where and he could do this from the distance

Me: He can also change size to as big as a skyscraper to as small as a boom box

Max: He can also transform into a planet!

Me: But he can’t move in this state

Max: Can create Kool aid out of no where and can transform normal water into Kool aid

Me: He can also do Magic with a swing of his wand he turns playing cards into Kool aid

Max: He also can do necromancy by summoning skeletons

Me: But the seem to only dance but they sure are spooky

Max: He have riding skills like being a capable surfer

Me: Aside from that he fluent in skateboarder and snowboarder and knows how to drive

Max: He can also create portals from the 2D to the 3D

Me: He has weapons like the Kool aid jug which he can summon from hammer space

Max: He also have a helicopter called the cool copter and a monster truck! Wow what doesn’t he have

Me: Well he have a jet pack and Kool aid burst which can heal the body and give insane powers and turn water into Kool aid

Max: He also have flavors of Kool aid some are cherry,orange,and Lemonade,etc

Me: He also have ghoul aid which turns Kool aid into a vampire

Max: And Kool aid invisible which make him well invisible

Me: Incredibly Magicolored Which make him into a superhero

Max: Mountain berry punch which adds to his hectic strength

Me: Ice Kool Which make Kool aid body cooler and give him strong ice breath

Max: And rainbow punch allows him to produce rainbows with his punches which makes the old saying

Me: Sunshine punch which means him brighter and can make sunbeams also add sun power

Max: Surfer berry punch allows Kool aid make waves of water

Me: Solar staryberry starfruit gives him a space suit and can summon small stars

Max: Slammin’ strawberry kiwi and super fruity cherry which both give him a strength boost

Me: And their twist the ice blue raspberry Lemonade which gives him ice powers

Max: Berry blue which give him water attacks

Me: Swilling strawberry starfruit allow for tornado attacks

Max: Roarling raspberry Cranberry give him a powerful sound attack

Me: Soaring strawberry Lemonade give him flight

Max: Blastin’ berry cherry allows projectile Attack

Me: and the double double cherry doubles his powers

Max: Triple awesome grape which triples his powers

Me: Golden nectar give him a massive boost in power

Max: And Kool aid liquid are squeezable Kool aid container and turns water into Kool aid in a couple of seconds

Me: Kool aid fun friz are small tabloids that transform water into Kool aid in a few seconds

Max: Kool Pops create colder environments and blastin’ chery berry pop give him projectiles

Me: He also have a ice snowboard and no for Intelligence

Max: He built an underground lair to keep track of thristes

Me: Moniters the whole world it seems

Max: Notice when people need him

Me: He seem gifted in chemistry especially with Kool aid

Max: WOW with all these things he seem invincible

Me: He May be powerful but he not without his flaws

Weakness

Not much combat on screen Will die if insides spill out Diff end flavors are limited in amount and need to go home or a store to restocked Has a giant hole in his head with no protection Planet form lacks arms Is still made out of glass Highly durable through

Me: Through Kool aid man May have flaws he still a good drink and a combatant

Max: Can we divide this prelude into two

Me: Sure

Kool Aid: Oh Yeah